I have never read any of the Harry Potter books.I have, however, been fool enough to take numerous “What House would the Sorting Hat Place You(r silly dumbass) In?Hufflepuff. Every. Single Time.
OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE HATE?????
- “Sytherin’s AWESOME! We have a snake! They’ve got an underground dwelling rodent. A RODENT!!!” AMBITION BITCHES!!!!! (This may be the most hilarious argument. Especially since from what I understand about Snape? He was the most Awesome Snake Ever, because he learned how to truly shed his skin. And not just once.)
- “Ravenclaw is AWESOME! We’ve got a RAVEN for fuck’s sake! We’re wise! We bring magic and an opening to the Dreamword! We’re clever AND ODIN LIKED US!!!” WE AM SMERT!
- “Gryffendor is AWESOME! We’ve got a Griffon! A FUCKING THING OUT OF MYTHOLOGY YOU TWATKNOBS! And HEROS MOTHERFUCKERS! HEROS ON OUR SIDE! MULITIPLE HEROES! *muttered* even if some of them were ‘Ginger’.”
Hufflepuff. Loyalty, if I’m understanding it right. But. More Importantly – This. From the Author’s MOUTH –
Have y’all ever seen an angry Badger? Ever?
You may very well.
we are not the grandstanders.
We are the wall.